Shamu Is that You?

While reading an article today on the fattest fuck alive getting married I started to get a little sick.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081027/ap_on_fe_st/lt_mexico_half_ton_man


Let's take a look at this beastiality wedding...

First, the dumb bitch..




Seriously, what would cause you to want to marry this fat fuck? I would hate to even imagine what this tub of lard smells like after sitting for just 30 minutes. Is it the gross growth that grows on his thighs?



You are one sick bitch. I hope you suckle on his sweaty nasty balls that you have to get to by using a crane to lift the fat out of the way you dumb whore.



Now let's get to the ever so good looking groom on his way to his wedding..







Let's call him Shamu just for fatass sakes. Rule # 1. If it takes a fucking tow truck just to get you to your wedding because you are too fat to even stand up then you should be shot and carved up for all of Ethiopia to be able to eat for 2 months. The fact that you are even smiling while being transfered down the road on a tow truck just shows how fucking retarded you really are. Jesus titties what a fucking embarrassment to your family you gross bastard. You must have one hell of a life insurance policy for this dumb bitch to even consider swimming through the lard to reach your tiny pecker that has been squashed by years of nasty sweaty fat. just fucking gross.

His titties are even bigger than yours for heaven's sake..




Rule #2. If you are a woman and marry blubber man here than you deserved to be raped, beaten in the face with a sledge hammer and forced to eat O.J. Simpon's dingleberries and made to swallow it you dumb whore.