Queer's, Homo's and Bulldyke's

I have had an inquiry from a reader on what my thoughts would be on queer's, homo's and bulldyke's. Here is the mail I recieved...



"Hey Donkey Puncher,

I was scrolling through funny websites and while searching I ran upon your sight. I've got to say this is a funny looking forume and with some of the blogs you write it is no wonder why you only have 2 members. Anyways, since you seem to have a lot of time on your hands answering tons of posts in your forume I figured I would ask your views on queer's, homo's and bulldyke's.



Thanks,


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Well, it seems as though I have my second request and sure enough, it had to come from a complete fucking tool. Listen here fuck face, it is spelled "site" and "forum". It is fucknuts like you who criticize everything without looking at yourself that gives people in other countries bad views on us. As for the amount of people in this forum I couldn't give two shits who ever joins this place as it is my domain and my blog and if you do not like it then read the rules where it says you can get the fuck out fuck face.




Now, to answer your wise ass question I will go in depth with my answer and I will most likely offend many who read this and if I do then fuck you, I don't care.





First and foremost I am going to answer the question about "bulldyke's". I have absolutely no problem whatsoever with a woman munchin' on some carpet. I would only ask to join in on the feast and I could probably give some pointers as I am a master carpet muncher and love me some poontang. Matter of fact I just got wood thinking about it.





Now, if you dress like this...








...and are close to me I will shoot you in the face. I do not need your cock sucking lips close to me or in my eye sight. I can also deal without listening to you trying to be a woman. You do not have tits or a cuter so stop acting like it. Women do not wear beards nor do they grow goatees. If you want to act like a whiney little cunt then move to France where it is "cool" to grope men.




Now, if you have not noticed by now I am not a fan of gay men. I personally think it is disgusting and should be abolished in my country. If my country would not of pussified itself by taking the power to whip the shit out of your kid then this would not be as big a problem as it is now. The minute you took the man out of the father you also took it out of the future adult he was whipping. My kid should be jacking off to Playboy's at the age of 12 instead of trying out for the cheerleading squad in Jr. High while wondering if Bobby notices him.


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Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little.





Atleast Bill Clinton understands...







And so does this little tart that I would love to give a tongue ride for free....






So basically what I am saying here is stop sucking dick. I don't care if you "feel" you were born that way. It is not right nor is it "cool". Get the fuck out of my country if you have a cock unless you like pussy. Only real men need apply to my fucking country where our boys will grow up to ravish preacher daughter's and nurses with big tits. This is the land of men so start fucking acting like it fags.



Thanks for you inquiry douche.