Barney Frank - P.I.M.P.

I decided to do some research on this piece of shit just to see how fucked up he really is and I found out some interesting shit on this douche nugget. First thing I found is he likes the cock and I mean he likes to slob it and take it up the ass. He is a flaming homo and you can tell he has much experience sucking cock since he slobbers all over himself when he talks. He "came out of the closet" in 1987. Good for you you fat fuck. I am glad you are able to tell the world that you like cock.




Next I found out that some queer hooker by the name of Steve Gobie ran a little escort service out of Frank's home. This was after Frank had hired him for some personal advertisement crap. Way to pick your friends you dumb fuck. Frank fired him afterwords denying any claims by Gobie stating Frank had a role in the escort service. I'm sorry but how could you not know what the fuck is going on in your own home you stupid bastard?


Concerning the Starr Report in which Bill Clinton was under investigation for his affair with Monica Lewinsky, Frank said he was unable to complete his review because there was "too much reading about heterosexual sex." Listen up you gay bastard, you were put into your enormous seat so that your fat ass could do these type of investigations. The mere fact that you wanted to suck Clinton's cock yourself should have no bearing on you not being able to finish a report. This pretty much tells me you could not stop thinking of how bad you wanted Clinton behind you smacking your ass instead of Lewinsky's while calling you Monica you sick fuck.


About the only thing I like about this sad excuse for a senator is that he supports online gambling rights. Now I like to dabble with online poker although I suck at that as good as Frank tongues the cock. He has openly supported online gaming for the past 3 years and has gone to bat along with Ron (I need my meds) Paul in support of legalizing online gaming as well as regulating it for better gaming. For that I thank him but he can still fuck off.


He voted against the Respect for America's Fallen Hero's Act which restricts shit stains like Fred Phelps from protesting at soldier's funerals. I wish I could shit on your face for thinking it is ok to protest at a funeral of an American soldier who died for what he beleived in. I've seen Mr. Phelps in person protesting and I for one wish I would of had an AT4 rocket launcher so I could of shoved it up his ass just so others would not go through this type of bullshit and disrespect. Thank god for the American Legion Riders who are willing to travel to funerals to insure the funeral is not disrespected. Frank, you truly are a piece of shit.


Now let's get to the more pressing issue of our economy and how this monsterous terd ties into it. In 2003 Frank opposed President Bush's proposal for increasing oversight on Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Now this tub of lard stated "The more people exaggerate these problems, the more pressure there is on these companies, the less we will see in terms of affordable housing." This guy pretty much stated there was no problem with the housing market and everything was hunky dory. Nice call fuck face. This guy also had received campaign contributions from Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae so it is no surprise to me that this butt pirate was against oversight to make sure the housing market didn't go to shit like it has. Thanks a lot faggot. Now this retard is running for reelection acting like he is the savior of the credit crisis even though he stated back in July of '08 that Fannie and Freddy were fundamentally sound. O'RLY? Then why did our government decide to fuck over the tax payers and bail out these goat shavers who you said were fundamentally sound? Man are you fucking retarded. I hope you get a gerbal stuck up your ass and it dies giving you some kind of new strand of disease that rots you slowly to your anticipated death.

Barney Frank, you get my I'm a Retard Award for 2008. Please die.